Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Hello children of the new year!
Time for another blast of New Year gratitude. In all my excitement and positivity about the coming year and all of those following after I seemed to be forgetting all the good things that actually happened in '08. It's funny, I had no trouble recalling the lack of lucrative or satisfying work, the writers' strike, the craptastic economy, rising gas prices, ongoing war, Prop 8, SAG /Producer stalemates, my torn calf muscle, or credit card debt. What about all the good things? The Great things even? They must have been there among the bad or I would have lost my mind, my lunch, and likely my will to live, right?

On New Year's Eve at one of my favorite places to catch great music, Room 5, there was a guy sitting next to me at the bar writing down his list of things for which he was grateful in the quickly fading '08. It went on for 3 pages! I found myself growing more depressed with every addition he made. I could see the joy in his face every time he recalled something new. It started me thinking about my '08 list. My first thought was, "What a shitty year". Not a great start to a gratitude list. Hmmm. I decided to not think about it until after the show... you know... next year. Problem was, every time I thought about the list I got hung up on what was so great. Yeah, I mean I was grateful for the I can see, hear, taste, touch, walk stuff. And for the place to live and the car to drive. The family and friends. But that seemed somehow ordinary. Fucked up, right? I had three friends (under the age of 35) die, 4 friends or family members diagnosed with cancer, and several friends lose there homes or cars because of the economy, all in the last 12 months, and here I was this ungrateful bastard not happy with my "ordinary" blessings. WTF?

Then a few days ago I popped in a CD I hadn't listened to in a long time and this great song called "Photograph" by Jamie Cullum came on. There's a line that goes, "When I look back on my ordinary, ordinary life I see so much magic, though I missed it at the time...". Wow. It hit me like a ton of bricks. I almost had to pull off the road. Everything came in to focus for the first time in months. I smiled. That "a-ha" kind of smile you get when the little lightbulb above your head finally goes on. I even felt a tear or two well up. Suddenly I was inundated with thoughts of all the wonderful things, big and small, that had made up my '08. So in no particular order here is my short list:

- I went back to New Zealand for the second time and had enough time off to explore the South Island and hang out with some amazing people I now count as friends.
- I worked for a month on the next round of tests for Tintin with Steven Spielberg and Peter
Jackson and the incomparable Andy Serkis. (Tintin makes my list for '09 too since we've just
started shooting the actual film).
- I started a production company, Winning Swimmer Prods., with my friend Natanya Marks. We
optioned 2 great little scripts right off the bat.
- I taught a motion capture class at The Young Actors Theatre Camp and spent 2 weeks hanging
out with 120 of the greatest, funniest, sweetest, most creative and talented kids ever.
- I went home for Christmas and got to see family and friends.
- I began a new meditation practice.
- I performed my first wedding ceremony, marrying 2 of my favorite people in the world, Matty
and Louise.
- Obama won!!!
- I produced a great documentary short that debuted at the Elevate Film Festival.
- I saw some great theatre (yes, in LA): A Chorus Line, Wicked, Little Dog Laughed, 9-5, Spring
Awakening, Stupid Kids, Seduction and Despair...
- Thanks to my friend Priscilla I spent a surreal weekend in Santa Barbara hanging out with
Kevin Costner.
- I played the bartender (twice) on one of my favorite shows, How I Met Your Mother.
- I saw a bunch of great movies.
- I got turned on to some great new bands.
- I made a comedy short and a music video with Julie Brown! (No, not "Downtown"... the one
with talent).
- I avoided jury duty.
- My friends Rob and Cat got engaged.
- My friends Jahnel and Garrett got engaged.
- I got a new agent!
- I got my first Beowulf residual check!
... oh yeah, and I turned 40.... and I make it look good!
Until next time guys and dolls!
Peace and Hugs!

Thursday, January 01, 2009

Happy New Year, my little fuzzy wuzzies!
On this, the first day of the greatest year of your lives (just my humble yet optimistic personal prediction) I am bringing you a new blog for a new year full of gratitude. My regular blog will continue on as usual (except I'll actually write it on a regular basis this time...again... I swear) after tomorrow. At some point I'll touch upon why I stopped writing for several months but for now suffice it to say that all is groovy in the world of Woody and I hope you are feeling the love. My gift to you on this special day is a piece written by one of my favorite people in the world, Rob Brezney. He's a amazing writer, musician, astrologer, troublemaker, part-time prophet, and all around practitioner of cool. This a piece that appears in his book Pronoia Is The Antidote For Paranoia: How The Whole World Is Conspiring To Shower You With Blessings. Hope you enjoy it. See ya soon.
Peace and Hugs!

“Glory in the Highest:

Thousands of things go right for you every day, beginning the moment you wake up. Through some magic you don’t fully understand, you’re still breathing and your heart is beating, even though you’ve been unconscious for many hours. The air is a mix of gases that’s just right for your body’s needs, as it was before you fell asleep.

You can see! Light of many colors floods into your eyes, registered by nerves that took God or evolution or some process millions of years to perfect. The interesting gift of these vivid hues comes to you courtesy of an unimaginably immense globe of fire, the sun, which continually detonates nuclear reactions in order to convert its body into light and heat and energy for your personal use.

Did you know that the sun is located at the precise distance from you to be of perfect service? If it were any closer, you’d fry, and if it were any further away, you’d freeze. Here’s another one of the sun’s benedictions: It appears to rise over the eastern horizon right on schedule every day, as it has since long before you were born.

Do you remember when you were born, by the way? It was a difficult miracle that involved many people who worked hard on your behalf. No less miraculous is the fact that you have continued to grow since then, with millions of new cells being born inside you to replace the old ones that die. All of this happens whether or not you ever think about it.

On this day, like almost every other, you have awoken inside a temperature-controlled shelter. You have a home! Your bed and pillow are soft and you’re covered by comfortable blankets. The electricity is turned on, as usual. Somehow, in ways you’re barely aware of, a massive power plant at an unknown distance from your home is transforming fuel into currents of electricity that reach you through mostly hidden conduits in the exact amounts you need, and all you have to do to control the flow is flick small switches with your fingers.

You can walk! Your legs work wonderfully well. Your heart circulates your blood all the way down to replenish the energy of the muscles in your feet and calves and thighs, and when the blood is depleted it finds its way back to your heart to be refreshed. This blessing recurs over and over again without stopping every hour of your life.

Your home is perhaps not a million-dollar palace, but it’s sturdy and gigantic compared to the typical domicile in every culture that has preceded you. The floors aren’t crumbling, and the walls and ceilings are holding up well, too. Doors open and close without trouble, and so do the windows. What skillful geniuses built this sanctuary for you? How and where did they learn their craft?

In your bathroom, the toilet is functioning perfectly, as are several other convenient devices. You have at your disposal soaps, creams, razors, clippers, tooth-cleaning accessories: a host of products that enhance your hygiene and appearance. You trust that unidentified scientists somewhere tested them to be sure they’re safe for you to use.

Amazingly, the water you need so much of comes out of your faucets in an even flow, with the volume you want, and either cold or hot as you desire. It’s pure and clean; you’re confident no parasites are lurking in it. There is someone somewhere making sure these boons will continue to arrive for you without interruption for as long as you require them.

Look at your hands. They’re astounding creations that allow you to carry out hundreds of tasks with great force and intricate grace. They relish the pleasure and privilege of touching thousands of different textures, and they’re beautiful.

In your closet are many clothes you like to wear. Who gathered the materials to make the fabrics they’re made of? Who imbued them with colors, and how did they do it? Who sewed them for you?

In your kitchen, appetizing food in secure packaging is waiting for you. Many people you’ve never met worked hard to grow it, process it, and get it to the store where you bought it. The bounty of tasty nourishment you get to choose from is unprecedented in the history of the world.

Your many appliances are working flawlessly. Despite the fact that they feed on electricity, which could kill you instantly if you touched it directly, you feel no fear that you’re in danger. Why? Your faith in the people who invented, designed, and produced these machines is impressive.

It’s as if there’s a benevolent conspiracy of unknown people that is tirelessly creating hundreds of useful things you like and need.

There’s more. Gravity is working exactly the way it always has, neither pulling on you with too much or too little force. How did that marvel ever come to be? By some prodigious, long-running accident? It doesn’t really matter, since it will continue to function with astounding efficiency whether or not you understand it.

Meanwhile, a trillion other elements of nature’s miraculous design are expressing themselves perfectly. Plants are growing, rivers are flowing, clouds are drifting, winds are blowing, animals are reproducing. The weather is an interesting blend of elements you’ve never before experienced in quite this combination. Though you may take it for granted, you relish the ever-shifting sensations of light and temperature as they interact with your body.

There’s more. You can smell odors and hear sounds and taste tastes, many of which are quite pleasing. You can think! You’re in possession of the extraordinary gift of self-awareness. You can feel feelings! Do you realize how improbably stupendous it is for you to have been blessed with that mysterious capacity? And get this: You can visualize an inexhaustible array of images, some of which represent things that don’t actually exist. How did you acquire this magical talent?

By some improbable series of coincidences or long-term divine plan, language has come into existence. Millions of people have collaborated for many centuries to cultivate a system for communication that you understand well. Speaking and reading give you great pleasure and a tremendous sense of power.

Do you want to go someplace that’s at a distance? You have a number of choices about what machines to use in order to get there. Whatever you decide—car, plane, bus, train, subway, ship, helicopter, or bike—you have confidence that it will work efficiently. Multitudes of people who are now dead devoted themselves to perfecting these modes of travel. Multitudes who are still alive devote themselves to ensuring that these benefits keep serving you.

Maybe you’re one of the hundreds of millions of people in the world who has the extraordinary privilege of owning a car. It’s a brilliant invention made by highly competent workers. Other skilled laborers put in long hours to extract oil from the ground or sea and turn it into fuel so you can use your car conveniently. The roads are drivable. Who paved them for you? The bridges you cross are potent feats of engineering. Do you realize how hard it was to fabricate them from scratch?

You’re aware that in the future shrinking oil reserves and global warming may impose limitations on your ability to use cars and planes and other machines to travel. But you also know that many smart and idealistic people are diligently striving to develop alternative fuels and protect the environment. And compared to how slow societies have been to understand their macrocosmic problems in the past, your culture is moving with unprecedented speed to recognize and respond to the crises spawned by its technologies.

As you travel, you might listen to music. Maybe you’ve got an MP3 player, a fantastic invention that has dramatically enhanced your ability to hear a stunning variety of engaging sounds at a low cost. Or maybe you have a radio. Through a process you can’t fathom, music and voices that originate at a distance from you have been converted into invisible waves that bounce off the ionosphere and down into your little machine, where they are transformed back into music and voices for you to enjoy.

Let’s say it’s 9:30 a.m. You’ve been awake for two hours, and a hundred things have already gone right for you. If three of those hundred things had not gone right—your toaster was broken, the hot water wasn’t hot enough, there was a stain on the pants you wanted to wear—you might feel that today the universe is against you, that your luck is bad, that nothing’s going right. And yet the fact is that the vast majority of everything is working with breathtaking efficiency and consistency. You would clearly be deluded to imagine that life is primarily an ordeal.

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